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  • * Ticker: $FRTWTR
  • * Chain: Solana
  • * Launch: Dec 12, 2025
  • * Blog: fartwater.fun/blog
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Contract & Launch

  • Launch: Jan 22, 2026 (Pump.fun)
  • Contract: (coming soon)
  • Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $FRTWTR
  • Liquidity Locked: Pump.Fun

Tokenomics

Community 10%
Liquidity 10%
Dev/Team 5%
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Season 1 Episodes

Gas station prophecy
Gas station prophecy

S1E1 - Atlanta

  • * Glizzy Gravy
  • * BTC ATM omen slips
  • * Coupon Treasury
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Official Merchandice

Exclusive drops for verified holders.

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